Kyle: We were taking him to the vet until you fracked it all up! Butters! Craig: Was he bleeding? Cartman: Yeah, a little. Jimmy: What-what's the matter, fellas? Are you ninjas or p-p-p-p-p-pussies? Cartman: We're twice the ninjas you fags are! Stotch: Well could you be a sweetie and take that pie over there to the Thompsons? I made it to thank them for babysitting you last week. I'm just going outside for a little while.
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Are you going out to play again? Butters: Yeah, Mom. Butters: Let's see how you like dealing with me, Ninjas! Mrs.
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Kyle: Stop, dude! You're going to scramble his brain! Cartman: Go ahead and scramble it, then he won't remember it was us. Kyle: You don't know anything about Jews, fat ass! Good Times with Weapons Cartman: Parents? Parents? OH GOD! Ĭartman: You see, guys? This is why Jews can't be ninjas.
#CARTMAN GOD DAMMIT MOVIE#
I'm gonna get her, Kitty! Mark my words!! SHUT THE HELL UP, KITTY!! Īnd now, back to the movie of the week, Aliens. But when you've seen one turd, you've seen them all.stupid turd! The one night. So I said, "you're a little turd!" and he w. Aha! I'm gonna call mom and tell her that the babysitter is having her boyfriend come over! Then we'll see who's the turd! God dammit! Shut up, Kitty! Any problems, contact Eric's Mommy at 303. This is bullcrap! I can't reach the freezer! My boyfriend is coming over, so you go to the kitchen, and you make us that pizza before I snap you in half like the little turd-stick you are! You can't hit me! Didn't you see those nanny videos on TV? You're a stinky dried-up stupid turd! Got it?! I don't know how you treat your other babysitters, but when I'm babysitting, you're nothing but a little turd. Well, go put that pizza in the oven, bitch! I'm hungry! Ow!Īlright, turd, listen up! Now that your mom is gone, I'm in charge. You do what the babysitter tells you, okay?Ĭome give Mommy Eskimo kisses!
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What the hell is wrong with you?! Stop it, Kitty!
#CARTMAN GOD DAMMIT TV#
Cartman is on the sofa watching TV now, and Kitty is near him She's just being loud because she's in heat. And if he gets cranky, just play tummy-rub-rubs with him, and make sure he wipes good after he makes bears. If his little woogums get cold, you can turn up the heat over here.
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The number where I'll be is on the refrigerator. I charge $5 for the first hour, 5% bumps every hour after that up to six hours, which enters into golden time. Thank you so much for babysitting little Eric, Shelly.Īll those other babysitters won't come back. Wicky wicky wick, wicky wicky wick, Fresh Well, I'm a badass cowboy living in a cowboy's But mmmooom, I'm playing Wild Wild West.īut mom, me and Artemus Clyde Frog still have to do our love scene with Salma Ha-yek.Ĭome down as soon as you're done. Uhyo wicky wicky scratch, Uh wicky wicky scratch. Look out, Artemus Clyde Frog! It's a giant metal spider! Bang! Bangbang! Yoyoyo, jiggity jiggy with it! Bang bang bang! We saved the day! The Wild Wild West, The Wild Wild Wild West. Yes, but I need to get out of here and eat some tacos and burritos. If we save her, I am going to take off her pants and play Slip'N'Slide! I will! James West, cowboy and rap star! Quick, Artemus Clyde Frog! We've got to save Salma Hayek! Heheheheh! Now I will kill the President and Salma Hayek! Cartman plays off-camera while his plush lizard, Rumpertumskin, sits on the bed. The official script for " Cat Orgy" was released by South Park Studios.